Men!

A friend of mine, lets call him Mr.Lonely, always told me how ready he was to settle down with a girl in life and how difficult it was getting to be to find that special someone. He did a thorough research on men-women ratio. Some of his findings - In the US, the number of women is greater than the number of men. So its easy for guys to get a girl. In India and China its the opposite. The number of women is coming down so fast that if a guy waits for a couple more years, he would end up being single for eternity or would end up pretending to be a gay. Since India and China lead the world in population, the data can be extrapolated and its fair to conclude that this world has more men than women, he said. And hence his chances of finding a girl is more in the US or so he thought.
Mr.Lonely is a very humorous person and makes no bones about what he wants in life....in front of me. If there is another married guy around, he would do an about-turn and go on and on about how he enjoys his single life and would make jokes on married men. When I asked him why he did that, he said guys are very insensitive when it comes to this topic and would tease him if he ever disclosed that he was indeed looking for a girl. I agreed. Some comments by guys can be cruel.
Mr.Lonely recently met his princess and they are engaged now. At his engagement, he was cracking jokes on how his life would be a jail and how he would have to get permission for everything. And there were single guys who were laughing at those jokes. And I could only see 2 sets of guys there - guys who are happy that they have a girl and guys who desperately want a girl. But their conversation never revealed that fact. And then to top it all, they say women are complex and men could never understand them. Yeah Right!